I provide the goods, the good stuff. Lines crispier than chicken, colour brighter than the sun. However you like it, bold, fine, bright, dark, loud, quiet, smooth, sharp, I have the sauce, the recipe you require, the flavour, I’m your man.

I’m horribly over qualified, I have a first class honours degree, in fine art so you know I’m bringing the heat.

I’m also extremely cool, I wear a leather jacket sometimes, honestly you should see it for yourself.