A tongue-in-cheek tribute to the dark side of workshop humour — forged from real tin snips and painted with twisted charm.
£50.00
This one’s not for the faint of heart. The “Cheap & Easy Vasectomies” ornament is Old Iron Chop Shop satire at its best — equal parts disturbing, hilarious, and undeniably original. What once were humble tin snips have been reborn into a piece that looks straight out of a back-alley surgeon’s toolkit. Mounted on a scorched timber board and splattered with hand-painted “evidence,” it’s a guaranteed conversation starter for any man cave, garage, or bar that thrives on mischief.
Each piece is handmade, meaning no two are ever the same — the scorch marks, paint splatter, and metal patina tell their own story of age and attitude.
Handle with care (preferably not like a real pair of scissors). Keep dry and wipe with a soft cloth if needed.
This is a one-off, handcrafted Chop Shop original — and pieces like this deserve to be handed over in person. Collection is available locally by arrangement, giving you the chance to see the artwork up close before taking it home.
If you’d prefer to arrange your own courier, we’re more than happy to accommodate — just get in touch and we’ll help organise the handover.
Every item is unique, made from reclaimed materials and crafted entirely by hand, so you’ll be picking up something truly one-of-a-kind.
£50.00
